February 2012
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you know the world is fucked when the biggest form of flirting is liking someone’s photo on fb
Anonymous asked: are you the anon asking me shit?!?!?!?!
Watchwhat
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i’d hate to be ‘tumblr famous’
like that would feel so impersonal having thousands of people read your stuff
i know MOST of my followers
and it’s good
and nice
Weekend 10pm: Jesus christ I've never been so tired in my entire life
Schoolnight 2am: I SHOULD RUN A MARATHON OR CLIMB A MOUNTAIN OR INVENT SPACETRAVEL OR LEARN HOW TO HANDSTAND WOOO
doomf:
pregnat:
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
this was funnier when I saw it on my facebook newsfeed 3 years ago
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OOH GUYS KINDA BIG NEWS
I found out that next year I might be getting an internship at a local hospital as part of my extended work at college :D :D :D
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I dont know whether im jealous that other people’s parents give them money for nothing and make them do no work or whether i should be grateful that my mum gave me a good work ethic and prepared me for being independent etc
it’s just stupid that people genuinely think the first one is something to be proud of
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what if there’s no such thing as farmville
and farmers are just making a desperate plea for help over facebook
and we’re all completely oblivious to their cries
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autodrive:
fouryearshikari:
sleeping with sandwiches
sleeping with the sex pistols
sleeping with strangers
sleeping with snakes
strangling with string
sleeping with simon cowell
sleeping with saddam hussein
sleeping with saddles
sleeping with sailors
slapping with snoodles
sneezing with strength
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sleeping with sandwiches
sleeping with the sex pistols
sleeping with strangers
sleeping with snakes
strangling with string
sleeping with simon cowell
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When you say you cook for yourself
autodrive:
What people think:
What you mean:
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squiggz-shikari:
shortoflogic:
When...
what
tumblr updates
i am confused
me: hey
friend: i have a girlfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot girlfriend
me: wow
friend: girlfriend
friend: GIRLFRIEND
me: ...
friend: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DO NOT
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WE WILL SING AS ONE IN SOLIDARITY
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charmandercharr replied to your post: charmandercharr replied to your post:…
I CAN’T FIND THE TORTOISE POST. but oh okay phew I’m not overly-strange for that
aww man at least you found the buttons post, that thing was AMAZING
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charmandercharr replied to your post: charmandercharr replied to your post:…
that tortoise post was golden, I hope I still have that saved somewhere…..and this makes me uncomfortable because I’m just really picky with following I mean I only follow 149 people and sadufiosdkjhuasdikas
dont because i only follow 180 (if anything shows up that i dont like i unfollow trololololo) but i think...
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charmandercharr replied to your post: charmandercharr replied to your post: do you know…
……………o dear
ahahahah im not even saying who
it’s because me and two of my friends follow you
and luke mentioned the tortoise post
and then *** was all hey wait a second
Watchjesus christ